AISubs v3.7
If you laugh, you'll be replaced! You'll be replaced by a big married man!
Okay, so it's begun!
[The prank begins!]
Can I laugh now?
You can laugh now.
Can I laugh now?
Well, we take comedy videos, drama videos, and revenge videos, don't we?
Those kinds of serious "you!" kind of scenes
aren't between actors and actresses, but between friends, so we often end up like this.
I felt like I wasn't professional enough.
But this time, I'm going to endure it!
During the drama, those "you!"s can't be allowed in the drama progression.
So, that actor will end up getting fired.
So, if you say "you!", you can't leave until the end, right?
That's right.
What happens if you laugh?
You'll be replaced by a big married man until the end.
A big married man?
So we're not big married men?
A big married man will be played by a buddy.
Oh!
So you're going to be a big married man on purpose?
I try to be as blunt as possible.
Why did I end up like this?
And then, my role will change.
So I prepared a serious drama that I came up with randomly.
I read the script, but do you know a serious drama?
Not at all!
A serious drama?
Isn't it funny?
A serious drama.
It's weird, but it's funny.
It was weird, wasn't it?
It was weird.
It's a serious game.
But it's only for you, right?
Before we filmed this drama, Shibayu said, "Do you know a serious situation?"
And he only wrote "death game" in his memo.
Before the show, Yumemaru and others will make fun of you.
But you have to bear with it.
You have to endure it.
You can only do it at the moment of the show, right?
That's right.
You have to act seriously.
Can you do that?
I can't believe it when I think about it.
I don't think it's okay for me to laugh.
I thought you were serious about it.
Let's get started.
Okay.
Let's...
I'm sorry.
It's dangerous.
Don't say that.
Don't say "it" or "it"
You've changed now.
I'll change.
I might change a lot at this end.
It's dangerous.
Shibata's band "death fish".
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having us.
Thank you for coming today.
Are you serious?
I'm just doing what the director told me to do.
The director told you to dress up like this, didn't he?
Yes, he told me to dress up like this.
If you say you're a macho police officer, you'll end up like this.
He's not good at all.
Macho police officers are bad.
Everyone says they're bad.
I feel like I'm working hard.
You're not good at all.
I'm not good at all.
That's a bad thing.
What's wrong with being small?
I'm going to put this on my character and interpret it myself.
I'm not good at ad-libbing.
I'm not good at it.
There are some parts that are bad in the beginning.
You look like you're having a hard time.
I'm going to put this on you.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
I'm going to put this on you.
You all have a high voice.
You're a high-pitched old man.
I like it when you make me speak in a high voice.
I like it when you make me speak in a cute old man's voice.
I'm usually like this.
Tetsuya is like this.
I don't know if I'm there at that time.
I've been eating all night.
Black In!
All right, let's get together and get up in an unknown place.
Scene. Take out.
Cut!
That was close!
You're really bad at this!
That was close!
Also, can you stop laughing?
I'm not laughing.
As expected of Meguro.
You're already laughing.
By the way, you're already laughing.
My face has changed.
Music!
The winner of Scene 2 is...
Hey, old man, wake up!
You're really bad at this!
I don't like this!
That was close!
That was really close!
That was close!
I couldn't speak!
That was really close!
I couldn't speak!
Scene 3, take 1, ready...
Hey, is anyone there?!
Let me out of here!
Hey...
The wall fell down...
Cut!
Wait...
Grandpa...
Grandpa, are you okay?
I'm out of breath...
Did you fall down on the way?
I think so!
Did you fall down?
I didn't see it, but you were laughing.
I thought you were laughing, but...
I didn't think you were laughing.
Save!
That was close!
That was really close!
I'm scared!
That was the closest you could do it.
Seriously!
Save!
Scene 4, Take 1.
Cut!
That was pretty good!
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
Is everyone alive?
It's leaking!
No, it's not!
It's definitely leaking!
I'm laughing because I'm worried about it.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
But...
I don't think it's going to be long now.
Out of these...
Choose the worst one and execute him.
What?!
No way!
Is that a death game?!
That makes me nervous!
Scene 5, Take 2.
First, introduce yourself.
Cut, president.
Wait a minute!
I didn't understand you.
This is out, right?
Out.
Why don't you introduce yourself first?
You're wearing a weird clothes.
Toshimitsu is replaced.
Is this the face of the person who laughed at me?
Isn't it a judge who didn't laugh?
I didn't laugh.
Oh, you didn't laugh?
I think these three people laughed.
Toshimitsu was the one who laughed the most.
And he was out.
This time, only Toshimitsu is replaced.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
I'm grateful that Toshimitsu is out.
I'm grateful for the drama.
I feel like I should stop doing this.
It's still nine o'clock in the morning.
It's too early for me to get out of work at nine in the morning.
I'm glad you're out of work.
I don't think anything has started yet.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's not like "nitro bomb" but "daikon radish".
"daikon radish" has entered.
You don't have to act like you're serious.
I'm nervous.
I'm really nervous.
Wait a minute.
I'm nervous.
Do you remember the lines?
I'm nervous.
First of all, let me introduce myself.
I'm...
Iwane.
And...
That's enough.
That's right.
That's too much.
It's going to continue forever, isn't it?
I'm Rikitaro.
I'm erotic and stupid.
I'm Oil.
Horisy is doing it.
My name is...
Spiritspirits.
I'm...
I don't know what I was.
I remember now.
Cut!
Hey!
Why are you laughing?
I'm out!
It's difficult to laugh beautifully.
I'm laughing all the time.
This is a pace beyond imagination.
It's fast.
Please make it a good work.
Thank you very much!
Damn it!
Takaoka-san, it's your first time to make a character and appear in a video, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's my first time.
Why are you laughing?
It's the first time for me to appear in a video.
Your eyes are big.
That's right.
Make-up is the same as music.
Let's do it.
Cut!
Scene 7, Take 2.
Caitlyn Spears.
Nice to meet you.
What was your name?
You have a big mouth.
You have a unique personality.
I'll cut it.
(Laughter)
That's amazing.
That was close.
That's amazing.
I couldn't do it.
That was close.
I couldn't do it.
We only have time to do it.
I have a funny nose.
(Laughter)
It's a little funny.
(Laughter)
That's enough.
It's not good here.
Let's go with "one take"
*wheezing*
Cut!
*sniff*
Hm?
No one said "too exposed" just now.
*sniff*
*sneeze*
Tetsuya, out!
I'm sorry!
Hey, you're the protagonist!
Tetsuya, you're really important!
I didn't do anything yet!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Ahh, it's frustrating.
* nee-san laughing hysterically *
service!
The Smiling Radish Drama is complete!
Applaud!
Ahh!
So it's completed!
Did I appear in it?
*LOL*
Did Yoshimitsu appear in it or not?
- Yeah. - Yeah, he did, didn't he?
- Alright, let's watch it one more time. - Mm.
~ radiator-san's acting is apparently really fun. - Yeah.
It's something we got to do with amazing radishes on purpose.
"Death Fish", here it is!
Oh, no!
What?
Oh, no!
I'm in trouble!
Where am I?
What's this?
Hey, old man, wake up!
Oh, no, old man!
Argh!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Hey, is anybody there?
Help me out of here!
Oh, no!
My hair is falling off.
Your hair is falling off.
Please help me.
Oh, no!
I can't stand it anymore!
What's this?!
Let me go! Let me go!
Choose the worst of them and execute them.
Isn't that a death game?
I'm so excited!
First of all, let me introduce myself.
My name is...
Yes, you don't care about me, do you?
That's fine with me.
I'm Tetsuya.
I'm a freestyler.
I'm Kazuko Murakami.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Taro Chikara.
I'm a sexy swordsman.
I'm Boyle.
I'm a police officer.
Nice to meet you.
Nice name.
My name is...
Huh?
I thought you asked me a question.
I'm Wittney Spears. Nice to meet you.
Hey there!
What was my name again?
Oh, I'm Joaquina.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm Akanin.
Then I'm Boy Hayashito.
Because my appearance is...
It's not like you're Akanin!
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute!
It's rude of you to decide just by looking!
You know what you're talking about, don't you?
It's rude of you.
I can't go this far.
I don't need this scene at all.
Wait a minute!
You're too fast!
I found it!
Something was written on the chair Britton was sitting on!
What's that?
It doesn't say "marriage" or "loneliness".
Oh! It's you, Binjara!
How do you know about this?
You're a bad guy!
He's a bad guy!
You!
You tricked me!
Because I'm cute!
Wait! There's something written on your clothes!
Let me see!
I told you!
I'll show you!
Wait for me, Kira-san!
I sold my PlayStation 5.
I'm so proud of you!
Let me see!
Stop it!
Let me see!
Stop it!
Let me see!
You're all bad!
It's true that I was penniless.
I was penniless.
Officer, what about you?
I arrested an innocent person.
I regret it.
It's true that I was a drug dealer.
You may not believe me, but I had a lot of drugs.
You're overreacting.
Tell me the picture!
You had a lot of drugs, didn't you?
I only talk about bluegills and stuff.
You're all bad!
Execute him! Execute him! Execute him!
You're overreacting.
It was you who released the foreign fish into the river, wasn't it?
What's going on?
It's chaos.
I don't know.
I don't care who's the worst guy.
This is not a death game.
This is my revenge.
It's all about me dying so that my family can confess their sins.
I casted bad guys so that my family can confess their sins easily.
Why only Kazuko? Kazuko! Kazuko! Why only Kazuko? Kazuko! Kazuko! Why only Kazuko?
Did you know each other?
She's my fiancee! I was hiding her from you because she might be a weakling!
That woman made my master's fish-eyed scholar look like a foreigner.
You bastard!
Let me go! Let me go!
Stop it!
What's up, old man?
Is the fish-eyed scholar doing well?
What do you know about daily life?
I'm not a fish-eyed scholar anymore.
You're not a fish-eyed scholar anymore?!
I'm sorry.
Fish-eyed scholar...
I think you're dead.
This death game is over.
And like that, our battle ended.
Kazuko wasn't actually dead.
She was shot in the part where the gun was fired and had fish-eyed scholar's fish in it.
Boyle and Brittany got married.
I love you.
Marriage isn't a scam. It's wonderful.
Tetsuya decided to use the first generation of fish, which is the fish in that area.
Well, maybe the fish caught in the sea will be sold today.
Master, it's not a sale, it's a normal sale.
That's too crazy.
Yes, that's all.
What did you see now?
It's in the comment section. Sometimes that buddy appears in the video.
But in this video, I think it can't be helped.
I didn't think it would even come out of me.
Please don't say that. It's crazy.
Buddy is a victim, so it's definitely not said.
I was really used to it.
After shooting, I was told I was the best actor.
At the end, Sato Ken-san went crazy.
So, if the casting changes in the middle, I have a strange feeling about it.
I think it's about time it was over.
As a drama, this is no good.
Well, I think there will be some kind of content shooting in the future.
It is also important to do it seriously.
And thank you, everyone.
I'm sorry.
So, if you hit me, hit me.
goodbye!